Now what the F is with toothbrush technology. It’s a toothbrush – it doesn’t need new technology – just some soft bristles and a handle. Every time I watch TV there is an ad for some new thing – a hole to make your thumb more comfortable (why does you thumb need to be comfortable?), bristles that are different sizes or are arranged in a pattern on the brush head, bendable necks on the handle, a brush for whitening, a brush for acid wear and it goes on. None of these things are going to make your teeth any cleaner than a regular toothbrush.

I must admit though that the kid’s toothbrushes are pretty impressive – they don’t get new technology just Spiderman and Winnie-the-Pooh handles.

72 sleeps until daylight savings

In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
- The Smiths

As I was cursing at the traffic this morning I noticed that the blue four wheel drive in front of me had a large sticker on the back windscreen - "ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE VEHICLE". Brilliant!

I have just read an article about the increasing size of breasts. Apparently they have tripled in size over the past fifty years. Of course they have got bigger because everyone has got FAT. And don't start trying to justify that size 12-14 is normal size - it's not - it's fat so just deal with it.
And what the hell is going on with teenagers? I have never seen so many with massive breasts - hormones in the chickens I suspect.
This article also says that women should flaunt their bigger assets but I really don't need to see anyone's fleshy chest balloons so please just put them away - they're disgusting.

nothing to rant about today as my belly is full of pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaa. All that cheesy goodness with anchovies and olives.

lauren is a genius.i now have the font love of my life - century gothic.

80 sleeps until daylight savings

why is there no century gothic? i want to use century gothic. this totally sucks.